101 Funny Things Meat Eaters Say to Vegans
If you are vegan, you probably heard the following statements and questions hundreds of times, along with countless funny excuses of why one shouldn’t go vegan.
While you might find this list entertaining, it isn’t meant to offend anybody, but offer a venting outlet to one vegan, who just heard one of those statements, one too many times…
1. It’s the food chain
2. Where do you get your protein from, HA?
3. If we weren’t meant to eat animals then why are they so tasty?
4. Don’t you know that we’re omnivores?
5. Lions kill Zebras in the wild
6. Vegetables have feelings too you know
7. You kill ants when you walk
9. It’s natural, so there!
11. The animals have to die sometime
12. Cows will take over the planet if we don’t control them
13. Jesus ate fish
14. The Dalia Lama eats animals
15. You only live once
16. I knew a vegan once and he was sick
17. Vegans are extreme
19. We’ve been doing it since the beginning of time
20. But worms eat our bodies when we die, so why is it OK for them?
21. It’s the circle of life
22. Cows are stupid
23. You can’t save all the animals
24. You can’t save the world
25. Where do you get your B12?
26. You can’t eat plants all day
27. It’s not murder it’s slaughter
28. Vegan’s are sooooooo extreme
29. We can’t digest grass
30. It’s OK, they were bred for consumption
31. Soya is genetically modified
32. There’s not enough room on the planet to produce vegetables for everyone
33. I’m allergic to Tofu
34. Where do you get your Omega 3 from?
35. If you were in the jungle you’d kill an animal to stay alive
36. We’re predators
37. What if you killed a pig with your car, then it would be OK to eat it?
38. We’re animals
39. It’s great that you’re vegan, but I couldn’t do it.
40. Chickens won’t survive in the wild, releasing them is cruel
41. Fish aren’t animals
42. You’re not vegan! Spiders crawl into your mouth when you sleep
43. Don’t eat the food’s food
45. What about all the hungry kids in Africa?
46. What about all the child slaves in China?
47. You’re laptop has an ingredient in it that’s bad for the environment and you still use it
48. Is your belt vegan?, what about your wallet, aha!
49. We’re doing the animals a favour, nobody wants to be in those conditions
50. The legal definition of murder does not include animals, so it’s fine
51. I know you’re right, but I love meat
52. They would eat you if they could
53. I will never change
54. Going vegan doesn’t change anything
55. Well I only eat very little meat/ cheese/ eggs, none at all really
56. Foie gras: You can’t taste the cruelty
57. I know, I know,but you don’t think about that (in response to animal farming conditions)
58. In a survival situation I would stay alive because I can eat people
59. It’s wrong for children to throw stones at the ducks, but it’s perfectly fine to shoot them
60. We bless the animals before we eat them, so we appreciate their death
61. I’m grateful for the sacrifice the animal made for me
62. Humane slaughter is OK
63. It’s evolution man
64. Meat gave us big brains
65. What about Eskimos, they’d starve without meat!
66. Vegans are weak
67. Vegans are always tired
68. Vegans fart more
69. You’ll have weak bones
70. What do you eat, grass?
71. Hitler was a vegetarian
72. You kill vegetables
73. Why do you love animals but hate people?
74. Veganism is like religion
75. Vegans eat rabbit food
76. Tofu is disgusting
77. I tried going vegan once but I didn’t feel well
78. What do you do in the winter when vegetables don’t grow mmmmmm?
79. I’d rather eat meat and be happy then eat grass and be depressed!
80. You’re vegan, GREAT more for me, haha
81. The animals are happy in the farms
82. If you don’t milk the cows they’ll explode
83. Do you want one? oh I forgot you can’t eat that.
84. Vegans die as well you know
85. I couldn’t be vegan I want to taste “EVERYTHING”
86. I could never give up cheese
87. I’m totally against animal cruelty (as they eat a steak)
88. If we let the cows all live they will produce too much methane and poison the atmosphere
89. Wait, Gorillas are Vegan, I think you made a mistake!
90. Who would you rather save your sister or a cow?
91. You can’t build muscle on a vegan diet
92. Vegans are skinny
93. Some people HAVE to eat meat, it’s their blood type or something, that’s SCIENCE!
94. What else are the animals going to do?
95. It must be so awkward for you when you go out
96. Raising your kids vegan is child abuse
97. The animals don’t feel anything, they stun them and then slice their throats, it’s fine
98. Save animals eat a Vegan, LOL
99. You need meat for energy
100. I couldn’t go vegan, I tried tofu once and I didn’t like it
101. Vegan shmeegan, hahaha
I could go on, but you get the idea.
Hope you enjoyed my list. Well if you eat meat, this is your list!
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